Title: Awkward
Pairing: JunxMao + Ohno Satoshi
Rating: G
Genre: comedy
Disclaimer: The scenario I put here didn't happen in real life, I'm sure, but you never know. hehe.. Again, I don't own Arashi or Mao.
A/N: I did this in ten minutes at 8am since I woke up early to think straight, but can't get back to sleep.
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Awkward
“Jun, I can’t believe you forgot to turn off the oven before we left. You better call the supervisor to see if she can turn it off.”
“Well, excuse me for being human. Let me remind you that we came here in a hurry for the Kohaku rehearsal.”
“Why did you have to bake something for breakfast when you know we would be in a hurry?”
“Mao, I don’t think Diet Coke and Twizzlers are much of a breakfast.”
“You are not my mother!”
“No, but I am someone who loves you and wants you to be healthy.”
“Don’t you step toward me. I’m still mad at you for leaving it on.”
“Okay, fine. Then you come to me and so I could kiss you I’m sorry.”
“I’m not coming to you. If anything, you should come to me.”
“But you just said not to step forward.”
“Arghh…. Jun, sometimes you can be so-“
“Adorable.”
“No-“
“Irresistible.”
“No-“
“Incredible in bed.”
“No…”
“You’re blushing, Mao. Don’t deny it.”
“Keep your voice down. I don’t want anyone to hear. Rumors will be flying about if you keep it up.”
“ ‘Secret lovers, yeah, that’s what we are. Trying hard to fight the way we feel~’”
“Don’t start singing that song, Jun, please.”
“Um, excuse me…”“Oh, Ohno-san, I didn’t see you there.”
“Riida, how much did you hear?”
“Well…this is awkward…”FIN
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Inspired by the picture I found over at
newbieth's LJ.
Will you forgive me for writing such nonsense if I say I'm hungry, and I get super hyper when I'm hungry? XD